Classic Car Dreamers Gifts

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Let me look at that map...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'