Classic Car Dreamer Gifts

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."