Vintage Vehicle Dreamer Gifts

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

'Unfortunately, he's always dreaming about more than he can handle.'

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."

"If only this wasn't a dream!"