Vintage Vehicle Dreamer T-Shirts

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

'Unfortunately, he's always dreaming about more than he can handle.'

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."