Vintage Ride Dreamer T-Shirts

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Whale Romance

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Don't even think about it."

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

"What about a cruise next time?"

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."

Woman sees a sign on door of Ace Travel Agency - 'Investment theme' cruise cancelled due to bankruptcy.

"Ah, yes...the joys of simple living."

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

Santa brings toys.

"You have to go back out – you missed a kid in Western Tasmania."