Vintage Ride Dreamer Gifts

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Whale Romance

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Don't even think about it."

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"What about a cruise next time?"

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

Woman sees a sign on door of Ace Travel Agency - 'Investment theme' cruise cancelled due to bankruptcy.

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."

"Ah, yes...the joys of simple living."

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

"Oh, crap. Another worthless scrap of tin!"

"You have to go back out – you missed a kid in Western Tasmania."