Cycle Dreamer Gifts

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"One year closer to college!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Serenading

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Astronaut

"Disney will flip!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"