Cycling Dreamer Gifts

'It's the Olympic legacy. A fancy new sports bike dumped in the back of every garage in Britain.'

'Cow Stabilizers'.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Bob's Driving School.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Olympic Climate

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Altar Ego

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'Life is too short to be little.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

I'm a vegan triathlete

9 To 5 Tattoo.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"Don't even think about it."

When moles dream...

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

Paris Olympics

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

Silhouettes

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

I love gymnastics

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.