Sporty Dreamer Gifts

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Baseball Dreams

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Workout Calendar

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'