Sporting Daydreamer Gifts

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Baseball Dreams

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Paris Olympics

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."