Sports Team Dreamer Gifts

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

NBA Vampire

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

"I could do that!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."