Goalie Dreamer Gifts

Penalty

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Basketball

Midnight Basketball

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Not The Real Me

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'