Soccer Star Dreamer Gifts

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Boy holding football.

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

David Beckham

Midnight in Minnesota

NBA Vampire

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

"I could do that!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

"I've been playing fantasy football all night - I dreamt you were David Ginola-then David Beckham-then...."