Football Dreamer Gifts

"I could have been a football pro but alas! My feet are too small!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I've been playing fantasy football all night - I dreamt you were David Ginola-then David Beckham-then...."

"Mother Nature never gave me the chance to become a footballer. I want to file a discrimination lawsuit."

"This match is intense!"

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

Midnight Basketball

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Baseball Dreams

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'