Football Dreamer Mugs

"I could have been a football pro but alas! My feet are too small!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Mother Nature never gave me the chance to become a footballer. I want to file a discrimination lawsuit."

"This match is intense!"

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

Midnight Basketball

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Baseball Dreams

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Not The Real Me

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Basketball net above the garage door.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'