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Penalty

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Basketball

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Midnight Basketball

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Baseball Dreams

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Castaway with a tennis court.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'