Hockey Dreamer T-Shirts

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Elvis Presley

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Steve Howe.

Basketball

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Basketball.

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Baseball Dreams

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Thin Ice

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.