Sporting Daydreamer Pillows

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Baseball Dreams

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."