Sports Daydreamer Pillows

The batsman's day-dream

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Baseball Dreams

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Not The Real Me

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Bomb

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Athletic Darwinism.

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"