Sports Daydreamer Mugs

The batsman's day-dream

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Baseball Dreams

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Not The Real Me

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Bomb

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Athletic Darwinism.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"