Sports Day Dreamer Mugs

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Smile

Midnight Basketball

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Baseball Dreams

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

So close... Yet so far.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Football Bomb

Loser's Podium.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'