Biker Life Dreamer Gifts

9 To 5 Tattoo.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Bob's Driving School.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Dairy Devil

Altar Ego

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Will you be staying in the area?"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'It looks like our marriage has survived for yet another year, Dear!'

Whale on a motorbike

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

"Congratulations! You appeared in fifteen LinkedIn searches this week."

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Road Buddies

"He said he's dropping out and going of the grid."

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and getting a job as a cab driver in New York City...'

Taking your bike to the moon.

'Cow Stabilizers'.

Paper Aircraft

'I plan to do some travelling before I give up and move back in with the folks.'