Biker Lifestyle Explorer Gifts

'I knew I shouldn't have had a haircut.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Stop Global Warming