Biker Lifestyle Explorer Gifts

'I knew I shouldn't have had a haircut.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Altar Ego

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Uneasy Rider

'Oh course!'

Santa Harley

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Stop Global Warming

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"