Lifestyle Explorer Gifts

"How interesting, I've never met a vegetarian vulture before."

Will relate to your life style: 50$.

"I used to think like you then, one day, I realised what I was missing"

'Does this bus go past the nudist camp?'

'I've had a sex-op, guys.' (TWO MEN IN A BOAT)

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Macho Vegetarian

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Important balloons, $30.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

How?

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."