Lifestyle Exploration Gifts

Business men: 'I try to live each day as if it's my last.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat in a flap

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Trust

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Does it spark joy?

Obese beer drinkers.

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Cut back on the women and song. You can still have the wine though.'