Lifestyle Explorer T-Shirts

"How interesting, I've never met a vegetarian vulture before."

Will relate to your life style: 50$.

"I used to think like you then, one day, I realised what I was missing"

'Does this bus go past the nudist camp?'

'I've had a sex-op, guys.' (TWO MEN IN A BOAT)

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

Important balloons, $30.

How?

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

'What's the special?'

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

'He glued himself to the floor again.'

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."