Luxury Lifestyle Explorer T-Shirts

Important balloons, $30.

A pyramid with a monocle and cigarette

"I've completed the foreplay, sir. Madame awaits you in the boudoir."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Champagne Charlie.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'