Luxury Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'It may be vulgar, but it shows who has the loot.'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."

Cat eating caviar.

"...Staff just don't understand the competing demands we have for that money..."

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

'Be honest with me Peaches. If I didn't have ten million dollars would you still be nuts about me?'

"It was my wife who made me the millionaire I am today. Mind you, I was a billionaire before I married her!"

Wine Prices

"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Obama says Bank CEO's must travel on commercial flights ... no more private jets. I say, no problemo ... we buy all 450 seats!

"To practice social distancing, we'll need a bigger limo."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

'Ex CEO 2 divorces, 1 yacht, jet and private art collection to support'.

A wag is for life, not just for Christmas.

When rich kids elope, they take skycaps!

Champagne Charlie.

All you can eat $500.00

'We're thinking of adding a gazebo. I could go there when I'm feeling trapped and resentful.'

'Let's cut to the chase -- We now present 'Lifestyles of the Overpaid and Decadent'....'

Billionaires Only Lane

'... Marry you?... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in a lifestyle to which I'm accustomed only in my wildest dreams?'

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

'I wonder what it cost to ship in all this water.'

"Guilt is my chauffeur."

"I don't believe I've ever shovelled snow. What's it like?"

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Still chasing a megabuck, Al,?"

In the red fine dining