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"Quality of life insurance protects you and your family in the event of the death of your life style."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Champagne Charlie.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'