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"It's too much... but is it enough?"

'All I want is someone who's kind and understanding, is that to much to ask in a billionaire?'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Champagne Charlie.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."