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'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'New money or old money?'

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"'Release the hounds!' That's your answer to everything."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"The kids are fine. They're in their starter McMansions."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Carrying Rich Schoolchildren

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Port outbound, starboard home."