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'Condominiums, newly renovated, oceanfront...oil heat'

Entering California

"I didn't spend $5.6 million on this place to get involved with the damn sunsets over New Jersey."

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"Well, we've kept our own counsel and done pretty well for ourselves, haven't we?"

"Is there a doctor in this beautiful studio apartment with a balcony for only thirty one hundred dollars per month?"

On this site will be constructed a 38-story luxury mausoleum

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I've been replaced by another crony!

LIMOUSINE FOR SALE

'We're still trying to adjust to not having the company limo.'

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The Day Dreamer.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."