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"We specialise in affordable housing - affordable for oil shieks, oligarchs and the heads of colombian cartels..."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."