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"We specialise in affordable housing - affordable for oil shieks, oligarchs and the heads of colombian cartels..."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'