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'Ooh, a stairs! In case you ever want to walk upstairs. Such over indulgence and decadence! It's exquisite.'

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

A Macaroni in 1772

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Silver Fox

The Day Dreamer.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Champagne Charlie.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'New money or old money?'