Luxury Life Appreciator T-Shirts

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Champagne Charlie.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New money or old money?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'