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Sloaney Pony.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Rolls Royce House and Car