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Haven't eaten caviar since the bailout.

'Haven't you ever heard of a luxury model?'

Your gallstones polished & mounted.

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

"First, please take your resume out of its 24 carat gold picture frame."

"No, this bus doesn't have a 'business class.'"

Elephant Upgrade

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Paris Hilton slept here

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I Come From Money."

Magnate School.

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'