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'Haven't you ever heard of a luxury model?'

Your gallstones polished & mounted.

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

"First, please take your resume out of its 24 carat gold picture frame."

"No, this bus doesn't have a 'business class.'"

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'You're talking three million, ballpark

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I Come From Money."

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Champagne Charlie.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Port outbound, starboard home."