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"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Handbags Authenticated

"Because I'm worth it"

Escalator Diving Board

"I'm brewing luxury beans in our luxury coffee filter while wearing my luxury bathrobe in our luxury kitchen."

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

Champagne Bath

Man leaving stretch limousine rides a stretch wheel chair.

"Oooohh, Young John has done well for himself."

Megxit

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

'People that say money can't buy happiness have never had money.'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...'

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'Parker... organise some chaos.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Is hiring an interior decorator to rearrange the piles of cash I'm sitting on considered job creation?'

Walk in bath.

Young Millionaires

"This place really is fancy. They have two ply."

"Yes, my watch costs three times your annual salary. Now you know why I can't give you a raise...my wife needs a watch, too."

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Nowadays, most of our income is from tourism."

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