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"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Handbags Authenticated

"Because I'm worth it"

Escalator Diving Board

"Oooohh, Young John has done well for himself."

Champagne Bath

Megxit

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

"I'm brewing luxury beans in our luxury coffee filter while wearing my luxury bathrobe in our luxury kitchen."

Bill Gates' diary.

Man leaving stretch limousine rides a stretch wheel chair.

'Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...'

'People that say money can't buy happiness have never had money.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Is hiring an interior decorator to rearrange the piles of cash I'm sitting on considered job creation?'

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

Walk in bath.

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Yes, my watch costs three times your annual salary. Now you know why I can't give you a raise...my wife needs a watch, too."

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Young Millionaires

"This place really is fancy. They have two ply."

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'Parker... organise some chaos.'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"That's the beauty part, when you buy an island the sharks come with it."

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.