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'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

"It's refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics."

'I have a six-figure life-style and a five-figure income.'

The currency of love - Size is everything.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Rolls Royce House and Car

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'New money or old money?'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'