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"No matter how fashionable I try to be, it just doesn't seem right to put food in the gasoline tank."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Top model

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'