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"No matter how fashionable I try to be, it just doesn't seem right to put food in the gasoline tank."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

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Self driving car containing a baby elephant