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'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Chicken Road Crossing

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Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The car showroom

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."