Luxury Car Lover T-Shirts

"He adored that old car !"

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'The only reason you married me is because my father left me a fortune!'

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Car Auction

"Wow. You DO own the road."

Jaguar on a bonnet with a plaster on its back.

Bill was a promising young doctor, a geneticist. . . and clearly a gambler!

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Man's hair matches his car doors.

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'