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"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

"Just hint he might hang on to the Chelsea tractor and you'll win any divorce case."

Sailor in Car.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.