Luxury Car Enthusiasts Prints

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

"Just hint he might hang on to the Chelsea tractor and you'll win any divorce case."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."