Luxury Car Enthusiast Prints

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"What are the chances we'd both have brand new black Porsches?"

Rolls Royce statue with crash helmet on.

V sign, rude drivers

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

Luxury Cars.

STRIP "WOW! The new Turbo G.T. Side impact bars, variable thrust, metallic paint, alloy wheels..."

"Breaking news: struggling, retired Chicago municipal worker has trouble making payments on second Porsche."

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

Pinstriped car.

Luxury Car Sales

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Of course I know what's in the boot, there's twice as much space as most other vehicles, that's what's in the boot.'

'Some people are motivated by a burning desire to help their fellow man. To make the world a better place. Personally I've always been driven by the prospect of a top of the range car.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"And if you can afford this kind of luxury but don't want to flaunt it, you may want to check out our new 'Embezzler' model."

"Our stock is taking a real beating today. Looks like it's time to back up the Bentley."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.