Luxury Car Enthusiast Gifts

'Due to corporate cutbacks, we'll all have to sacrifice, which is why my company car will be a Mercedes, instead of the Jaguar I normally drive.'

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"What are the chances we'd both have brand new black Porsches?"

Rolls Royce statue with crash helmet on.

V sign, rude drivers

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

". . . So that's two escorts, three rovers, two BMWs, one porsche, four Jaguars, two Volvos and the Rolls Royce - that's £372,691.07."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

Luxury Cars.

STRIP "WOW! The new Turbo G.T. Side impact bars, variable thrust, metallic paint, alloy wheels..."

"Breaking news: struggling, retired Chicago municipal worker has trouble making payments on second Porsche."

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

Pinstriped car.

Luxury Car Sales

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Of course I know what's in the boot, there's twice as much space as most other vehicles, that's what's in the boot.'

'Some people are motivated by a burning desire to help their fellow man. To make the world a better place. Personally I've always been driven by the prospect of a top of the range car.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"And if you can afford this kind of luxury but don't want to flaunt it, you may want to check out our new 'Embezzler' model."

"Our stock is taking a real beating today. Looks like it's time to back up the Bentley."

As you know, Al, this is the third time I've seen you this week, but I think the next week we can cut back to the usual schedule. Does this mean I'm getting better, Doctor? No, it means I've finally paid off my Mercedes.

You learn a lot about human nature by riding the bus. That's just one more reason why I'd rather drive a Lamborghini. Bus.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."