Luxury Car Fanatic Gifts

The car showroom

"Google car."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Roads with a view.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Top model

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Chicken Road Crossing