Luxury Car Fanatic Gifts

The car showroom

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Roads with a view.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Top model

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.