Luxury Vehicle Enthusiasts Gifts

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

Top model

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

The car showroom

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'