Luxury Car Admirer Gifts

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Any safety features?

"Well it looks like a Brunhild to me !"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Top model

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

The car showroom

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

The times they are a changin'

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"He adored that old car !"

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."