Luxury Car Admirer Gifts

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Any safety features?

"Well it looks like a Brunhild to me !"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Top model

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

The car showroom

All you'd expect in a British car!

The times they are a changin'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"He adored that old car !"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."