Car Admirer Gifts

STRIP The grass is always greener on the other side

"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."

"Camcorders at funerals...why hasn't anyone thought of this before?"

'Mind dropping us off at Lords, old chap?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Car traffic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

The times they are a changin'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'